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You say you want a... resolution?

How are your New Year's resolutions coming along? As I write, I'm half-starved and painfully caffeine-free thanks to a particular resolution, which requires a "mellow" three-day cleanse I read about. I thought I'd feel light and bright, if not a little high from being so... healthy. But you know what? It is horrible. Really, really awful. Every time I complain, my beau says, "Patience and self discipline, my love." I say BOLLOCKS.

Om, yeah

 Remember when I told you I was training for a half marathon? Suffice to say, that goal crashed and burned (like I very well may have done on the track). I tried to register for the race, but I tried too late, and... [insert genuine sadness that I didn't get to run, followed by excuses, naps, and cupcake consumption]. Don't get me wrong, I love working out—but yoga, walks, pilates, hikes, and dance classes (you don't need rhythm to shake it) are more my cup of chai.